potato ingot (hash brown)
one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
omg babe i love hearing you ramble so much! *stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs sta*
omg babe I love it when u smile‼️ *stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs stares at ur fangs*
eight-and-thirty-year-old spinster i am courting who still says “got the morbs”: they’re debating whether “rubenesque” is obscene & i simply cannot deal with the absurdity of the papers’ columnists to-day
i, who heard “rubenesque” & my member became so stiff i fell physically ill: dear i believe i hauve caght the influenza
me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour
Changing negative language to positive:
"I'm an alcoholic" to "I'm like harry du bois"
"I'm a failure" to "I'm like harry du bois"
"My wife left me" to "I'm like harry du bois"
"I haven't showered in a week" to "I'm like harry du bois"
"I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack" to "I'm like harry bois"
"I'm depressed" to "I'm like harry du bois"
"I really need therapy" to "I'm like harry du bois"
I love you selfshippers who ship with a million anime boys I love you selfshippers who ship with nostalgic cartoon characters I love you old man enjoyers & old woman enthusiasts I love you people who ship with almost insignificant side characters I love you people who ship with well known characters I love you people who ship with obscure characters I love you queer selfshippers I love you self inserts I love you stories that are never shared I love you forever unfinished fanfic drafts
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
super curious today about how people feel toward the names they might have been given. apparently i used to ask my mom about my “boy name” several times a week and get really sad i couldn’t have both my given name and that name. being trans this is hilarious to me now so wondering
do you know what your parents *might* have called you? & how do you feel about it?
i know and i feel indifferent to it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i know and i don’t like it :/
i know and i like it ^_^
i don’t know but i wish i did
don’t know don’t care <3
i don’t know and actually thank fuck for that
my parent(s) never had any alternative name for me uwu
bite me for missing an option
also curious how this intersects with being trans!! i feel like my fixation with it definitely had a lot to do with that, so idk add in tags? if you feel like being trans makes you more/less curious about it
youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*
When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...
Whats not clicking